The Hungover blog...(oh my head)...

I was so hungover today thanks to drinking a new drink I invented (a shot of Archers, 1/2 bottle of blue WKD and 1/2 bottle of Smirnoff Ice) and a few glasses of brandy (why, why, why did I think that was a good idea!).

I have to apologise to all of those who had to deal with the absolute bo*****s coming out of my mouth! When I get drunk I tend to chat compete shit and loose all inhibitions(funny how I met most of my ex-boyfriends when I was drunk). Last time I was drunk I repeated the words "A Funky Monkey" for 5 minutes ~ he had no IDEA what I was talking about! This morning was the first time in years where I woke up and thought "What have I done!" Things like this were much easier in London because I wasn't likely to bump into the victim of my ramblings ever again...sadly in North Wales this is not the case.

If I continue like this I am certain to end up as an old woman with lots of cats and smell like pee and never notice (as I would be living alone who's gonna be bothered by the smell?!) Don't get it twisted, this is not my goal in life so I need to fix up and start acting like a lady rather than some drunken loon. Some people I knew in London are yet to meet me sober.... this is down to free bars - free stuff is good and I am the type who will make good use of it. I have flashbacks of hugging a record label executive and going on about how great he was - thankfully we chatted via e-mail so he never saw my blushes!!

I'm also determined to get thinner. I lost loads of weight when I was playing rugby back at University but my back can't take the strain of the scrum these days (I used to wake up and only be able to use my arms as my back would be in agony) so I need to find some other high impact sport. Aerobics classes are NOT my thing. I used to go to the gym 3 times a week to perv at boys and watch TV on the cool mini TV screens on the exercise machines (There's nothing like a gripping episode off Coronation Street to keep you motivated) so I think I'll join the local gym this week. Watch this space.

I have a car of my own now so I can go wherever I like. I drove to the next town today while listening to Corrine Bailey Rae and came home and added some lines to a poem I've been working on. I plan to be a lot more creative over the summer and try get something published (Phenz you're my inspiration on this)...once again watch this space.

I'm off to clean my room and mumble at the cat - bet bloody listener ever and always agrees with me. Who needs therapy when you have a cat!